Penn Quarter hot (?) job

Gawker found this Craigslist posting by a "syndicated Washington, D.C." columnist in Penn Quarter looking for an assistant.

And we don't use the word "assistant" lightly.

The ad is just under 1,000 words and has a list of duties for this person to do at $15 per hour.

A sample of responsibilities includes:

• Cleaning
• Web design
• Business plan writing
• Dance instruction
• Auto body work
• Wardrobe selection
• Basic interior design
• Completing artwork

And the list goes on and on.

No idea who this syndicated columnist is (email us if you have any ideas), but it looks like she is starting a new business venture or two.