Funxion Temporarily Closed - Phase II Coming Soon

Penn Quarter's "first FIT restaurant and bar," Funxion, has closed temporarily to prepare for "Phase II," though we're not quite sure exactly what that means...

Their Facebook page announced last week:

Phase I of the FunXion launch has come to an end & Management has decided to cease operations of the Metro Center Location until the launch of FunXion Phase II.

...Funxion Phase II will include a fully revamped menu with catering, delivery and grab-n-go functional products unlike any other restaurant around.  From FunXion to DysFunXion to MalFunXion, Phase II will include the most advanced functional food & beverage on the planet.

One reader suggested that Phase II sounds like bankruptcy court... but we're hoping for the best for the restaurant.  After all, we could be privy to the most advanced food and beverage on the planet!  


Prince of Petworth has pictures of their closing signs here.

No word on when they will reopen.

JANUARY 10th update: Funxion has permanently closed.